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Tartarus by ChaosFissure Tartarus by ChaosFissure
Tired of pushing boulders off a cliff?
Annoyed by those pesky grapes that are just out of reach?

Then you need our patented Tartarus Sauce!  It can be used underneath the boulder to make it slide more easily, and can substitute water and food like nobody's business!

But wait!  That's not all it can do!  It can also be used to distract those pesky vultures from thinking you're supposed to be food.  There's no need to reinvent the flaming wheel when Tartarus Sauce can painlessly douse those fires...

Plus, it tastes great on fish!

That is the most crazy description I've written this far, but I loved every second of writing it.



Apo + Chaotica
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:iconblood1ess:
blood1ess Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I love it.
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ilraino Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014
Hi! Can I use it for a CD cover? 
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:iconchaosfissure:
ChaosFissure Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, you cannot.
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:iconilraino:
ilraino Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014
I will be use it for a free download album that I will release soon with my band. Obviously I will credit you if you gave your permission :)
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kshadman Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
Dat description...
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:iconchaosfissure:
ChaosFissure Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's awwesome, no? :la:
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:iconkshadman:
kshadman Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
YUSH! BHERY MUCH!!!

(。◕‿◕。)
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ChaosFissure Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That smiley face is evil :stare:
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:iconkshadman:
kshadman Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
^‿^

How 'bout that? :)
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:iconchaosfissure:
ChaosFissure Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

All these crazy smiley faces!  Nah, I kid. that one is much better.  I just wanted to use a tableflip for the heck of it XD
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