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Tartarus by ChaosFissure Tartarus by ChaosFissure
Tired of pushing boulders off a cliff?
Annoyed by those pesky grapes that are just out of reach?

Then you need our patented Tartarus Sauce!  It can be used underneath the boulder to make it slide more easily, and can substitute water and food like nobody's business!

But wait!  That's not all it can do!  It can also be used to distract those pesky vultures from thinking you're supposed to be food.  There's no need to reinvent the flaming wheel when Tartarus Sauce can painlessly douse those fires...

Plus, it tastes great on fish!

That is the most crazy description I've written this far, but I loved every second of writing it.



Apo + Chaotica
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:iconilraino:
ilraino 6 days ago  New member
Hi! Can I use it for a CD cover? 
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ChaosFissure 6 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, you cannot.
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:iconilraino:
ilraino 6 days ago  New member
I will be use it for a free download album that I will release soon with my band. Obviously I will credit you if you gave your permission :)
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:iconkshadman:
Dat description...
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:iconchaosfissure:
ChaosFissure Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's awwesome, no? :la:
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:iconkshadman:
YUSH! BHERY MUCH!!!

(。◕‿◕。)
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ChaosFissure Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That smiley face is evil :stare:
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:iconkshadman:
^‿^

How 'bout that? :)
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:iconchaosfissure:
ChaosFissure Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

All these crazy smiley faces!  Nah, I kid. that one is much better.  I just wanted to use a tableflip for the heck of it XD
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:iconkshadman:
Then flip it on the evil guy.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (。◕‿◕。)

Death to the evil!
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